katherinearandez:
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
abhortion:
atheistrose:
domesticabusewillsaveusall:
So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea
yourrdarkpassenger:
tribute:
There goes 90% of your users. Now all those promises Karp made seem like cheap ploys to placate the masses while he stuffed his pocket with a billion dollars. Seriously, why do internet companies concern themselves with censorship so much? We’re not going to magically develop this distaste for swearing. We’re merely going to migrate to a site that meets our expectations. Don’t fuck with a good thing, Yahoo, or did Karp explain that the only way to ensure you would piss us off is to make unwarranted changes that affect 90% of your loyal user base? I understand wanting to shield children from explicit content, but that’s not your job; it’s their parents’ jobs. Leave the Cyber policing to dystopian dramas starring famous British people and let us have our slash fiction and penchant for dirty words left untouched.
calm the fuck down don’t you know how easy it is to fake tweets
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
zackisontumblr:
friends with overprotective parents
meladoodle:
touch my heart then touch my body but DON’T YOU DARE fuckin touch my hotwheels collection
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
mosoli:
im still laughing at this
